Ten Things Pope Benedict XVI Can Do When He's Retired

1. Launch a line of hats.

"Holy Hats, Inc. now offers free international shipping!"

 

 

 

2. Challenge the Dalai Lama to a wrestling match.

"Silly old man is no match for me."
 

 

3. Become the next GoDaddy spokesperson.

"Free web domains for everybody!"

 

 

4. Be a contestant on "The Bachlorrete."

"I like pina coladas and getting caught in holy reign."

 

 

5. Launch a fragrance.

"I'm being replaced by the Pope?"

 

 

6. Host "X-Factor" with Simon Cowell.

"I'm happy to play bad cop, just as long as he doesn't sic God on me."

 



 

7. Open a fortune-telling service.

"I forsee a sin in your future..."

 

 

8. Become a cattle-rancher.

"Yee-haw!"

9. Celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

"Time for a fiesta!"

 



 

10. Create a "Gangnam Style" parody.

"Papal Style!"